Unfortunately, Animal Rights Activists have been attempting to file lawsuits against the game, but no further developements have been made. Within the game, numerous attempts can be made to open up cans of Whoop Ass on native animal life. At the end you shoot big guns off a big scary thing in a totally new and original gamemode named "Time Crysis" before your survival causes your friend to make a bid for suicide out of the back of the plane. During this time the player is exposed to the scenario of hiding from many Koreans (a very inferior alien race) in a bush many many times, prompting them to try different ways to not die in order to keep the blood flowing to their brain. The game eventually ends after 27 hours of non-stop, solo combat. You are then instructed to KILL MORE ASIANS. The nature and species (and biological makeup) of the things you have to kill change two thirds of the way through the game, just to keep you on your toes. Now, moving on.) You however end up shooting more palm trees, because shooting palm trees and watching them fall is actually more fun than killing people. (Unfortunately the scientists were drunk while rewiring the visuals, and in result everyone except asians and narnians did NOT look like black jews, making the KILL BLACK JEWS part nothing more than a "accidental" typo. And your chute's gone, your damn chute is gone! You are then instructed to KILL BLACK JEWS. You are a person with a gun and a high tech bathing suit who falls out of a plane.
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